Privacy Policy

I value your privacy more than I value clean code. Here's what you need to know:

• I don’t collect personal data. I wouldn’t even know how to use it.
• If you submit a form, your message is stored in a secure vault (aka Redis).
• I might read your message and nod approvingly. That’s the extent of it.

Cookies? Nope. Trackers? Ew. You're safe here. Mostly.